Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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