i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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