why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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