she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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