i'm lost and i look like a hooker
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
