i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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