I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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