he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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