Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i think my mom watched the whole time
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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