Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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