u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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