I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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