I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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