I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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