She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
