In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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