Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize