his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
