i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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