have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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