i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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