we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just want to make out with him forever
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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