what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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