420 ftw
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
