life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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