Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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