YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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