I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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