And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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