doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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