so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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