Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's never too late to be topless.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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