i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize