I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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