he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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