This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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