So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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