You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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