fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently you make a good broom.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
there is puke in my bra ... again
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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