Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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