i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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