It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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