remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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