Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Congratulations! We have a period
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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