i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Can I color on your dick again?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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