Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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