How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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