she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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