I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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