Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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