She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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