Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The chlamydia really affected his face.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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