Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize
