i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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