I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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